OK, Target, who spiked the eggnog and then created this ornament?

Check out this ornament Target is selling to celebrate what we think is a baby’s first Christmas.

But we’ll never actually know since, well, it just doesn’t tell us.

“Baby 1st” … first child? Baby before husband? Baby before Facebook? BABY FIRST, TARGET SECOND.

What are you trying to tell us, TARGET!

Each year I hang several ornaments that family members got to mark my first several Christmases.

None are as awkwardly written or bland as this one. 🤣