OK, Target, who spiked the eggnog and then created this ornament?
Check out this ornament Target is selling to celebrate what we think is a baby’s first Christmas.
But we’ll never actually know since, well, it just doesn’t tell us.
“Baby 1st” … first child? Baby before husband? Baby before Facebook? BABY FIRST, TARGET SECOND.
What are you trying to tell us, TARGET!
Each year I hang several ornaments that family members got to mark my first several Christmases.
None are as awkwardly written or bland as this one. 🤣